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The manager went 2 mee and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the American the job."  i sed "wat!?!? this is Korea... im Korean!! i should get tha job!! and we got tha same answers and evrything!!!"  </div> <div> The manager said, "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but rather on the question that you missed."  </div> <div> i then asked, "And jus how would one wrong answer be better than the other?"</div> <div>  The manager sed, "Duh, the Chinese man put down on question #5, 'I don't kno.' You put down, 'me toohe!!'."</div> <bR> <bR> <div> one day this one very very fat blonde walked in2 tha doctors office man's place... </div> <div> tha doctor was lyke eat ur normal diet fo 2 days and skip tha 3rd day... then yooh'll lose at least 5 pounds...</div> <div> tha blonde was lyke "okay"</div> <div> 3 days later she cums back and she's lyke 20 pounds lighter</div> <div> tha doctors so suprised he asks hur how she did it so fast</div> <div> she seys " tha first 2 days were great but i thought iw as gonna die tha 3rd day"</div> <div> tha doctor seys "y?"</div> <div> she seys " skipping around evry where nearly killed me!!"</div> <div> ^^shorree sullung^^</div> <bR> <bR> <div> MONDAY:</div> <div> It's fun to cook for Bob < uncle bob puahaha>. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. </div> <bR> <bR> <div> TUESDAY:</div> <div> Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper. </div> <bR> <bR> <div> WEDNESDAY:</div> <div> A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any. </div> <bR> <bR> <div> THURSDAY:</div> <div> Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden. </div> <bR> <bR> <div> FRIDAY:</div> <div> I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. </div> <bR> <bR> <div> SATURDAY:</div> <div> Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten. </div> <bR> <bR> <div> SUNDAY:</div> <div> Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment. </div> <bR> <bR> <div> GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY.</div> <div> This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to cum so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose. </div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>