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Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.</div> <div>  2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite. .</div> <div> there are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. </div> <div> 4. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. </div> <div> 5. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. </div> <div> 6. There are more chickens than people in the world. </div> <div> 7. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey. </div> <div> 8. The longest one syllable word in the English language is screeched." </div> <div> 9. On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag. </div> <div> 10. All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20. </div> <div> 11. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. 12. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". </div> <div> 13. All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill. </div> <div> 14. Almonds are a member of the peach family. </div> <div> 15. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance. </div> <div> 16. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable. </div> <div> 17. There are only four words in the English language which and in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and . . . (Can you think of the fourth one? The answer awaits at the end). 1</div> <div> 8. Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula" </div> <div> 19. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. </div> <div> 20. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. </div> <div> 21. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. </div> <div> 22. In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10. </div> <div> 23. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. </div> <div> 24. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life." </div> <div> 25. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. </div> <div> 26. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. </div> <div> 27. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. </div> <div> 28. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. (DON'T try this at home)! </div> <div> 29. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world. </div> <div> 30. In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak. </div> <div> 31. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. </div> <div> 32. Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister. </div> <div> 33. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. </div> <div> 34. There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball. </div> <div> 35. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand. </div> <div> And here's the answer to tha 4 "dous" words; tremendous, horrendous, stupendous and hazardous .</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> 1. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.</div> <bR> <div> 2. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself. YUCK!</div> <bR> <div> 3. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.</div> <bR> <div> 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.</div> <bR> <div> 5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. I know some people like that!</div> <bR> <div> 6. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.</div> <bR> <div> 7. A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2 by 3-1/2.</div> <bR> <div> 8. During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur", a small red car can be seen in the distance.</div> <bR> <div> 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! I knew it !</div> <bR> <div> 10. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.</div> <bR> <div> 11. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.</div> <bR> <div> 12. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.</div> <bR> <div> 13. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.</div> <bR> <div> 14. The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan". There was never a recorded Wendy before.</div> <bR> <div> 15. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.</div> <bR> <div> 16. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. Who was the sadist who discovered this??</div> <bR> <div> 17. Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.</div> <bR> <div> 18. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA".</div> <bR> <div> 19. The original name for butterfly was flutterby.</div> <bR> <div> 20. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. WHAT???</div> <bR> <div> 21. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.</div> <bR> <div> 22. Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.</div> <bR> <div> 23. By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand. GOOD FACT TO REMEMBER??</div> <bR> <div> 24. Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.</div> <bR> <div> 25. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. <that happened in this one comedy in tha summer on wb last last year in movie stars... tha movie star dad got 3rd prize in his own contest thing...></div> <bR> <div> 26. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.</div> <bR> <div> 27. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson". </div> <bR> <div> 28. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing. ????</div> <bR> <div> 29. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.</div> <bR> <div> 30. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.</div> <bR> <div> 31. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them. Not to mention the other drawback to farting in such a confined space....</div> <bR> <div> 32. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!!</div> <bR> <div> * Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful</div> <div> stroke of luck.</div> <bR> <div> * Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.</div> <bR> <div> * When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to</div> <div> correct it.</div> <bR> <div> * Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all</div> <div> you want.</div> <bR> <div> * Be engaged at least six months before you get married.</div> <bR> <div> * Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams </div> <div> don't have much.</div> <bR> <div> * When you lose, don't lose the lesson.</div> <bR> <div> * Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in </div> <div> your voice.</div> <bR> <div> * Accept change with open arms, but don't let go of your values.</div> <bR> <div> * Read more books and watch less television. </div> <bR> <div> * Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think </div> <div> back, you'll get to enjoy it a second time.</div> <bR> <div> * Trust in God but lock your car.</div> <bR> <div> * A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your</div> <div> life. Do all you can to create a tranquil harmonious home.</div> <bR> <div> * In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current</div> <div> situation. Don't bring up the past.</div> <bR> <div> * Share your knowledge. It is the way to live forever.</div> <bR> <div> * Pray. There's immeasurable power in it.</div> <bR> <div> * Mind your own business.</div> <bR> <div> * Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get</div> <div> it.</div> <bR> <div> * Eat plenty of whole rice.</div> <bR> <div> * Give people more than they expect and do this willfully</div> <bR> <div> * When you say, "I love you", say it truthfully.</div> <bR> <div> * When you say, "I'm sorry", make eye contact.</div> <bR> <div> * Believe in love at first sight!</div> <bR> <div> * Love deeply and passionately. You may get hurt, but this is the</div> <div> only way to live life to the fullest.</div> <bR> <div> * Deal with discontentment, fight fairly but do not offend.</div> <bR> <div> * Do not judge others because of their relatives.</div> <bR> <div> * Talk slow, think fast.</div> <bR> <div> * Remember that the greatest love and the greatest achievements</div> <div> also hold many risks.</div> <bR> <div> * Call your mom.</div> <bR> <div> * Bless a person who has just sneezed.</div> <bR> <div> * Remember: Respect for yourself, respect for others and</div> <div> responsibility for your actions.</div> <bR> <div> * Do not allow a small disagreement to hurt a great friendship.</div> <bR> <div> * Marry the person you love talking to the most. When you get old,</div> <div> conversation will be more important than anything else.</div> <bR> <div> * Spend some time alone, everyday.</div> <bR> <div> * Remember that sometimes, silence is the best answer.</div> <bR> <div> * Read in between the lines.</div> <bR> <div> * Be gentle with our Earth planet.</div> <bR> <div> * Never interrupt someone who flatters you.</div> <bR> <div> * Do not trust a man or woman who don't close their eyes when you</div> <div> kiss them.</div> <bR> <div> * Once a year, visit a place you never did before.</div> <bR> <div> * If you make a lot of money, channel it so as to help others while</div> <div> you are alive. This is the greatest satisfaction a treasure can</div> <div> reward you.</div> <bR> <div> * Remember that the greatest relationships are the ones in which</div> <div> the love between two people is greater than the need one has of</div> <div> the other.</div> <bR> <div> * God promises a safe landing, but not a calm passage.</div> <bR> <div> * Heal the past, live the present and dream the future.</div> <bR> <div> * The only way to get out is to go through.</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div>            <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#33FFFF" FACE="Arial" >  BILLBOARD SIGNS</FONT></div> <div> * Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. -God</div> <bR> <div> * C'mon over and bring the kids. -God</div> <bR> <div> * What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand? -God</div> <bR> <div> * We need to talk. -God</div> <bR> <div> * Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -God</div> <bR> <div> * Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. -God</div> <bR> <div> * That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it. -God</div> <bR> <div> * I love you and you and you and you and... -God</div> <bR> <div> * Will the road you're on get you to my place? -God</div> <bR> <div> * Follow me. -God</div> <bR> <div> * Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding. -God</div> <bR> <div> * My way is the highway. -God</div> <bR> <div> * Need directions? -God</div> <bR> <div> * You think it's hot here? -God</div> <bR> <div> * Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -God</div> <bR> <div> * Do you have any idea where you're going? -God</div> <bR> <div> * Don't make me come down there. -God</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>